Slug Aficionado Gifts

"We should clean this up. It's a lawsuit waiting to happen."

'There goes the scourge of this county.'

Unsuccessful holiday ideas - Happy Slug Day.

"I'll race you the last inch."

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

'Gentlemen, we need a slogan!'

'Let's go! Let's go! Hustle! ...Relatively speaking.'

Slug roulette

Snail Pattern Balding.

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

Ginger's bakery: Our Cookies Snap!

I've been feeling sluggish lately.

Fat Kid 31- Pet slug runs amok

Hanging out your shingle

'Rex, you've slobbered all over the ball! There's no way I'd put it in my mouth now!'

"Looks like he's been salted, Sarge.2

'Apart from Charlie here, I don't have any problems with slugs'

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

Screw plastic surgeon.

"No religious nuts!"

Thanksgiving Feast. Get lots of turkey, but not too much of you'll have to take a pause at the nap box. I'm skipping the cranberries and going for the green beans and the potatoes. I'm at the stuffing now and getting bonus points for extra gravy! Hey! There's a shortcut through the corn, straight to the pumpkin pie! I win! Not so fast. You missed the most important spot where you give thanks for your family and friends. Oh, you're right. It's okay that I didn't win. I'll get you tomor

Why there are no Slug Surfing Champs: Premature Dissolving in Salt Water.

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

'Snob, he won't eat domestic slugs, just imports.'

'Instead of a black belt, some of our older students, like Mr. Mertz here, prefer the black suspenders.'

'Don't worry: It's perfectly normal for you to feel sluggish in the morning...'

Way to go

"High Pressure Area"

"This time it's curtains for you, Black Bart!"

Slipstream

'You daft cow...I said I needed some company and was out for a duck!'

"Happy slime trails to you, until we meet again!"

'Darlin', what's an adjective for a two-timin', heart-breakin' outlaw that rhymes with iPod?'

'They're halfway through the six-meter dash. At this pace, the winner should break the world record by at least 24 hours!'