Slug Aficionado Pillows

"We should clean this up. It's a lawsuit waiting to happen."

'There goes the scourge of this county.'

Unsuccessful holiday ideas - Happy Slug Day.

"I'll race you the last inch."

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

'Gentlemen, we need a slogan!'

'Let's go! Let's go! Hustle! ...Relatively speaking.'

Slug roulette

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

Snail Pattern Balding.

Ginger's bakery: Our Cookies Snap!

Fat Kid 31- Pet slug runs amok

I've been feeling sluggish lately.

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

'Rex, you've slobbered all over the ball! There's no way I'd put it in my mouth now!'

'Apart from Charlie here, I don't have any problems with slugs'

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

"Looks like he's been salted, Sarge.2

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

"No religious nuts!"

Hanging out your shingle

'Snob, he won't eat domestic slugs, just imports.'

Screw plastic surgeon.

Why there are no Slug Surfing Champs: Premature Dissolving in Salt Water.

'Instead of a black belt, some of our older students, like Mr. Mertz here, prefer the black suspenders.'

'Don't worry: It's perfectly normal for you to feel sluggish in the morning...'

Way to go

"This time it's curtains for you, Black Bart!"

'You daft cow...I said I needed some company and was out for a duck!'

"High Pressure Area"

Slipstream

'Darlin', what's an adjective for a two-timin', heart-breakin' outlaw that rhymes with iPod?'

"Watch yourself, stranger. I've got an itchy trigger finger."

'They're halfway through the six-meter dash. At this pace, the winner should break the world record by at least 24 hours!'

Slug Hospitals