Slug Admirer Pillows

Slug roulette

'No Timmy, this gentleman is not homeless: He is a slug...'

Slugs in Bath

'Let's go! Let's go! Hustle! ...Relatively speaking.'

Gastropods

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"I love this time of day."

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

No, I don

Squirrel on the beach

"This'll be a cut and dried, no-drama procedure. Unless any squirrels show up, in which case all hell's gonna break loose."

You are what you eat!

"Of course I've been drinking!"

'Sorry about this, but I really need a rug for my bachelor pad.'

Too many of my babies became coats, so I decided to increase security...

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

Snail Pattern Balding.

ATM withdrawal

"It makes you look old."

Fat Kid 31- Pet slug runs amok

"Omg, bird and squirrel are here."

"When I go, I’d like my ashes dumped on top of a squirrel’s head."

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

Tree Squirrel

"Yes Sir, we have secret storage locations all over the forest, so we can safely manage your favourite bone and toy..."

Squirrels rescuing acorns from tree about to be cut down.