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Cockney rhyming slang,

'Did you remove all the cliches and slang from your term paper?', 'Like, totally, dude!'

"After the meeting one of the IT guys said my presentation was 'dope'. Is that good?"

"Does your client wish to plead 'sweet' or 'lame'?"

Monk scribe has written elaborate LOL.

'Wull you read this tae me and tell me if ah passed ma english exam or no'...?'

'Keep it real, dudes.'

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

'You'll love my Mum, she's well wicked.'

'The Streetwise Men.'

'You daft cow...I said I needed some company and was out for a duck!'

Too many Choices

Take me to Yo' Mama.

'Oh, get a life ...'

'Effin' English - that wasn't one of my best subjects either son.'

'I'm afraid he has sweeny flu.'

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

"I'd say he was unrizz."

2348 BC: Noah's Nark

"Granddad was the very first person ever to say 'Oh, wow!' "

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

'Did you use the name, 'Dude,' when you made the appointment?'

'Whatever.'

'I think he's making some sort of statement about himself.'

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

Foreigner inviting a friend to see his horses

"He's a man of his word, and that word is 'dude.'"

"Nope. That's seventies. Rule was first person to leave the nineties buys the next round."

'When we get there let me do the double talking.'

Thru versus Through Traffic

'Gentlemen, we need a slogan!'

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

Hacking through ice in order to fish

Wordplay: In The Bag.

'Thank goodness you were wrong mom, dad says a period is what comes at the end of a sentence.'