Slang Connoisseur Pillows

Populating URBAN DICTIONARY.

Thru versus Through Traffic

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

The Gettysburg Address in process.

"You call this sweating bullets over the Jackson account? What caliber?"

"Of course I won't forget to tell you when quarantine's over!"

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

"If I ever start turning into my father do me a favor and don't turn into my mother."

"You funnin' me, bub?"

'In today's market hyperbole was up sharply. Similes and metaphors held relatively steady with euphemisms hitting another record low.'

"You're the woman of one of my dreams."

"So I'm like, doesn't anyone speak proper English any more?"

Jerry Brown.

S**t Threw a Goose

Trappist talk show.

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

'Once a donzel, the dyvour now settled for orts.'

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

Son to Father, "So dad, tell me, have you ever larged it!"

'I don't like this part. 'Please find enclosed the inclusion of my enclosure'.'

'You daft cow...I said I needed some company and was out for a duck!'

Two man congratulating a 'Jazz club' "Real Cool" and "Real Hot"

'It's not exactly ROLFcopter...how about trying a novel?'

"Lately my joints are stiff." "You're rollin' 'em too tight. Try vaping."

Deadwood 25 miles

"It's a dame!"

"The public seems concerned about the size of government."

"This is not what I meant when I said 'let's chill'."

Feart!

'Her being multi-lingual has it's drawbacks I'm afraid-she nags me in SIX languages!'

"You don't need to sacrifice good grammar in order to talk dirty."

Simultaneous translation.

"Spell "orange." "The fruit or the colour, Miss?"