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Alphabet soup in a tough neighbourhood.

Deadwood 25 miles

The Gettysburg Address in process.

Men gossiping

Totalitarian Humour

"I guess when your husband dies you'll really understand what they mean by a statistical death."

Populating URBAN DICTIONARY.

"No, no, that’s in a bar, Mr. President — you can talk politics and religion here."

Jerry Brown.

S**t Threw a Goose

"Nope! He'd never set eyes on a water cooler in all his years in the office!"

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

'This year, Sire, I've created a socko narrative of scatological raillery and rollicking nihilism which ends with a sexy justification for third quarter losses.'

"Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!"

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

'Yeah, but this time she just said no -- there wasn't any hysterical laughter!'

"We should probably talk about the elephant in the Roomba."

"I said, you know why women talk more than men?" "What?" "I said, you know why women talk more than men..." "What?"

White Wine Wisdom (2)

Bookshop: Our Bestsellers - Empty Phrases

Our Mission: "Who are we trying to kid? It's just one day at a time around here!"

"NOBODY LISTENS ANYMORE."

'You do obscenity very well. Can you talk without being obscene as well?'

"He says he's a Professor of Rhetoric but I'm not persuaded."

'This is our real-time chat room.'

"Hold that afterthought!"

"Jim, I was asking for a simple explanation, not exclamation."

"There's a kind of rhythm to making money that something inside me responds to."

'Grog would never be able to finish a cross pictograph without his thesaurus.'

Edwina momentarily considered sarcasm. . .

Please do not give insider tips to the bears.

"Richard has quite an ear for dialogue."