Swear Word Aficionado Pillows

Gordon Ramsey's Menu.

"Jim, I was asking for a simple explanation, not exclamation."

"Oh, he'll explode with rage when he tots up the F-words."

"F*ck off."

"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

"The data looks good, sir, but the vibes are mucho heavioso."

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

Punt Cake

'Hello, Acme signs? This is the Berger & Coles Law Office...'

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

'Gentlemen, we need a slogan!'

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

The americanisation of vulture.

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

"Not to brag or anything, but I'm the elephant in the room at my company."

"...until death do you a favor."

"Privates Beach"

"Nuts to you, too."

AA Meeting Here Today

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

"When the company announced that they're gonna move our retirement accounts down to Mexico, I was like '401 Que Pasa?'"

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

"Didn't you just say that?"

"Fresh pepper spray?"

'What kind of alteration did you have in mind?'

"You have word-ill."

Businessman sees sign in window of 'Fred's Chili Bowl' restaurant: 'Now Hiring a Bean Counter'.

Punkins

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

"Wow, what a DILF."

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."