Slang Enthusiasts Pillows

"I don't care if you do think I'm 'dissing' you... I want you in the story corner NOW!"

Text in a bottle

'We decided to change the name of our practice to appeal to the young, hip demographic.'

"It's a cease and desist letter forbidding us from saying 'That's lit!'"

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

Thru versus Through Traffic

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

"I know! I know! I K-n-o-w!. . . Um, what was the question?"

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

'Stick them up...'

Henry the amazing talking dog.

"You call this sweating bullets over the Jackson account? What caliber?"

'This is the fun part...waiting to find out just what we've ordered.

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

"You funnin' me, bub?"

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

His Hers Pers Vis Xyrs Hirs TBD

'That's not what I meant by 'IV'.'

'To them, capital punishment means making them use proper capitalization.'

'Give it to me straight, Doc... is it pronounceable?'

'Now what? Everything I can pronounce is OFF!'

Shrewsbury - pronunciation

"Go on, say it again, 'I love you' in Armadillo."