Slug Supporter Gifts

"Sometimes I feel like salting myself."

Slug trapped on deserted island surrounded by salt.

"I mean that we both leave a trail on the sidewalk!"

'I'm trying to decide if you're naked or homeless.'

'There was a time when I considered making myself available for the NBA draft. But one day I realized, hey - I'm a slug! I don't have an athletic bone in my body!'

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

'Snob, he won't eat domestic slugs, just imports.'

Snail Pattern Balding.

Why garden slugs don't migrate south for the winter.

"Ewww....Banana slug hammocks really cross me out."

Football Snail

"Remember, kids, it's not winning that matters, it's getting a clean urine sample that's important."

'Let's go! Let's go! Hustle! ...Relatively speaking.'

Slug roulette

"Slugger goes yard!!!"

'So, that's how squirrels find their buried food?'

So those are your 'weapons of mass destruction? - Slugs?

Fat Kid 31- Pet slug runs amok

I've been feeling sluggish lately.

'It's another squirrel - from the park. I warned you not to start feeding them.'

Why there are no Slug Surfing Champs: Premature Dissolving in Salt Water.

"Looks like he's been salted, Sarge.2

'Apart from Charlie here, I don't have any problems with slugs'

'Don't worry: It's perfectly normal for you to feel sluggish in the morning...'

"It's all hypothetical, of course, but how much wood do you think you could chuck?"

Slipstream

I think we need stronger slug pellets for the garden!

'They're halfway through the six-meter dash. At this pace, the winner should break the world record by at least 24 hours!'

Slug Hospitals

"Try not to over-react, Mr. Henderson. It's perfectly normal for a man your age to feel a bit sluggish form time to time!"

Scary Slug Stories

Snail to Slug.

Neighbourhood watch and slug watch.

Snail Estate Agents

'Of course I didn't palm it, fellas, it just stuck to my butt.'