Slug Supporter Gifts

You keep crossing your eyes and they're going to stick like that, you know.

"Sometimes I feel like salting myself."

Slug trapped on deserted island surrounded by salt.

"I mean that we both leave a trail on the sidewalk!"

'I'm trying to decide if you're naked or homeless.'

'There was a time when I considered making myself available for the NBA draft. But one day I realized, hey - I'm a slug! I don't have an athletic bone in my body!'

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

'Snob, he won't eat domestic slugs, just imports.'

Snail Pattern Balding.

Why garden slugs don't migrate south for the winter.

"Ewww....Banana slug hammocks really cross me out."

Football Snail

Novak Djokovic

"Remember, kids, it's not winning that matters, it's getting a clean urine sample that's important."

'Let's go! Let's go! Hustle! ...Relatively speaking.'

Slug roulette

"Slugger goes yard!!!"

'So, that's how squirrels find their buried food?'

So those are your 'weapons of mass destruction? - Slugs?

I've been feeling sluggish lately.

Fat Kid 31- Pet slug runs amok

'It's another squirrel - from the park. I warned you not to start feeding them.'

Why there are no Slug Surfing Champs: Premature Dissolving in Salt Water.

'Apart from Charlie here, I don't have any problems with slugs'

"Looks like he's been salted, Sarge.2

'Don't worry: It's perfectly normal for you to feel sluggish in the morning...'

"It's all hypothetical, of course, but how much wood do you think you could chuck?"

That's my son! Bat boy.

Slipstream

"Happy slime trails to you, until we meet again!"

I think we need stronger slug pellets for the garden!

'They're halfway through the six-meter dash. At this pace, the winner should break the world record by at least 24 hours!'

Martin O'Neill

Slug Hospitals

"Try not to over-react, Mr. Henderson. It's perfectly normal for a man your age to feel a bit sluggish form time to time!"