Little Slugger Supporter Gifts

That's my son! Bat boy.

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

"Remember, kids, it's not winning that matters, it's getting a clean urine sample that's important."

"I thought it was a strike, Troy—but ask your mother."

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'Let's go! Let's go! Hustle! ...Relatively speaking.'

Slug roulette

Snail Pattern Balding.

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

"Slugger goes yard!!!"

'So, that's how squirrels find their buried food?'

'I was up twice and got one hit, which gives me an lifetime average of 500!'

"I need to buy a faster fastball."

'It's another squirrel - from the park. I warned you not to start feeding them.'

'Snob, he won't eat domestic slugs, just imports.'

"It's all hypothetical, of course, but how much wood do you think you could chuck?"

'I can just see him twenty years down the road pitching for the Giants.'

"OK...this season, I'm not taking any fooling around...we must have discipline! We must know the rules! We must respect the other team! But mostly...no yelling at the kids, or the coach!"

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

"Happy slime trails to you, until we meet again!"

'No, Billy, their first baseman is messing with your head. You won't go to hell for stealing second.'

'Play your best. There's going to be a scout for the ten year olds in the stands!'

Martin O'Neill

'There was a time when I considered making myself available for the NBA draft. But one day I realized, hey - I'm a slug! I don't have an athletic bone in my body!'

'I thought you invited me to play T-ball!'

Slug Hospitals

'Both benches have emptied, and now the brawl is spreading to the spectators!'

'A good, but not a grand slam!'

"Look, why don’t you just come down and talk to him? He wants to make up."

Slug trapped on deserted island surrounded by salt.

"It's a trap, Gary! Run!"

"I hear the food's good. But try to get a table."

"Will the witness please refrain from shagging flies."

'Great team. Brilliant coach. No ball handler...'

"Come on. If you sell beer, you must sell peanuts."