Slugger Gifts

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

Giant slug attacks a city

"Remember, kids, it's not winning that matters, it's getting a clean urine sample that's important."

"All this pitching and hitting- I'm convinced there's a deeper meaning to it all."

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

The Giamatti era

"Slugger goes yard!!!"

'I was up twice and got one hit, which gives me an lifetime average of 500!'

"I need to buy a faster fastball."

'It's only a slug Norman.'

That's my son! Bat boy.

"Happy slime trails to you, until we meet again!"

I think we need stronger slug pellets for the garden!

'I can just see him twenty years down the road pitching for the Giants.'

'No, Billy, their first baseman is messing with your head. You won't go to hell for stealing second.'

'Both benches have emptied, and now the brawl is spreading to the spectators!'

Organic Salad

'Play your best. There's going to be a scout for the ten year olds in the stands!'

'I thought you invited me to play T-ball!'

Slug Hospitals

Combing Baseball and Violin Practice.

"Will the witness please refrain from shagging flies."

'There goes the scourge of this county.'

'Great team. Brilliant coach. No ball handler...'

Window in the Outfield.

"Maybe Papi will believe it was a drive-by pitch."

'Are you the person I see about getting a sign-up bonus and a salary?'

'Yes, I realize that a salt with a deadly weapon is frightening, but I only keep it to protect my family - and I always keep the safety on.

"Have you SEEN what an angry slug can do to a delphinium?"

Gilmore Slugs

'What exactly is it you dislike about slugs, Mister Crabtree?'

Slug roulette.

The Babe points to where his investment portfolio is going!

"You still need that recipe for boiling water?"