Slug Slugger Gifts

"There it is Derek,....our nemesis!"

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

Wordplay: Gastropod.

Giant slug attacks a city

"All this pitching and hitting- I'm convinced there's a deeper meaning to it all."

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

The Giamatti era

Fat Kid 3- Pet slug runs amok (colour)

'I was up twice and got one hit, which gives me an lifetime average of 500!'

"I need to buy a faster fastball."

Fat Kid 31- Pet slug runs amok

Why there are no Slug Surfing Champs: Premature Dissolving in Salt Water.

"Looks like he's been salted, Sarge.2

'Apart from Charlie here, I don't have any problems with slugs'

'Don't worry: It's perfectly normal for you to feel sluggish in the morning...'

'It's only a slug Norman.'

"Happy slime trails to you, until we meet again!"

Slipstream

'I can just see him twenty years down the road pitching for the Giants.'

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

That's my son! Bat boy.

I think we need stronger slug pellets for the garden!

"I used to be a political lobbyist, then along came this chance to be a slug."

'No, Billy, their first baseman is messing with your head. You won't go to hell for stealing second.'

'They're halfway through the six-meter dash. At this pace, the winner should break the world record by at least 24 hours!'

'Both benches have emptied, and now the brawl is spreading to the spectators!'

"Try not to over-react, Mr. Henderson. It's perfectly normal for a man your age to feel a bit sluggish form time to time!"

'I thought you invited me to play T-ball!'

Organic Salad

'Play your best. There's going to be a scout for the ten year olds in the stands!'

Slug Hospitals

Combing Baseball and Violin Practice.

'Of course I didn't palm it, fellas, it just stuck to my butt.'

Snail Estate Agents

'There goes the scourge of this county.'