Slug Slayer Gifts

'It's only a slug Norman.'

'Don't worry Hal, I think if you pour salt on them, they completely shrivel up.'

'What exactly is it you dislike about slugs, Mister Crabtree?'

Giant slug attacks a city

'Now, keep in mind that these numbers are only as accurate as the fictitious data, ludicrous assumptions and wishful thinking they're based upon!'

Gardener with window box and giant slug.

Snail Pattern Balding.

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

'Not only was the superbug immune to antibiotics, but it had developed a taste for Dr Jones' whisky.'

Fat Kid 31- Pet slug runs amok

'Snob, he won't eat domestic slugs, just imports.'

'Apart from Charlie here, I don't have any problems with slugs'

"Looks like he's been salted, Sarge.2

Why there are no Slug Surfing Champs: Premature Dissolving in Salt Water.

'Don't worry: It's perfectly normal for you to feel sluggish in the morning...'

Slipstream

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

"Happy slime trails to you, until we meet again!"

I think we need stronger slug pellets for the garden!

"Luckily the days are long gone when we just labeled people as "mad"'

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'They're halfway through the six-meter dash. At this pace, the winner should break the world record by at least 24 hours!'

'There was a time when I considered making myself available for the NBA draft. But one day I realized, hey - I'm a slug! I don't have an athletic bone in my body!'

Slug Hospitals

"After a long day at school, it's nice just to come home, kick back and outrun a horde of bloodthirsty zombies."

"Anything but a head shot only angers an attorney."

Organic Salad

"Try not to over-react, Mr. Henderson. It's perfectly normal for a man your age to feel a bit sluggish form time to time!"

'Oh, sure, I should wake him up...but I asked him to kill that thing a week ago!'

'Oh for crying out loud, so there's a spider in the bathtub!!'

Slug trapped on deserted island surrounded by salt.

Snail Estate Agents

'Of course I didn't palm it, fellas, it just stuck to my butt.'

How to Get Rid of All the Snow

'Great team. Brilliant coach. No ball handler...'