Slug Slayer Mugs

'It's only a slug Norman.'

'Don't worry Hal, I think if you pour salt on them, they completely shrivel up.'

'What exactly is it you dislike about slugs, Mister Crabtree?'

Giant slug attacks a city

'Now, keep in mind that these numbers are only as accurate as the fictitious data, ludicrous assumptions and wishful thinking they're based upon!'

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

Snail Pattern Balding.

Gardener with window box and giant slug.

'Not only was the superbug immune to antibiotics, but it had developed a taste for Dr Jones' whisky.'

Fat Kid 31- Pet slug runs amok

"Looks like he's been salted, Sarge.2

Why there are no Slug Surfing Champs: Premature Dissolving in Salt Water.

'Snob, he won't eat domestic slugs, just imports.'

'Apart from Charlie here, I don't have any problems with slugs'

'Don't worry: It's perfectly normal for you to feel sluggish in the morning...'

I think we need stronger slug pellets for the garden!

Slipstream

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

"Luckily the days are long gone when we just labeled people as "mad"'

Unsubscribe-A-Mole

'They're halfway through the six-meter dash. At this pace, the winner should break the world record by at least 24 hours!'

'There was a time when I considered making myself available for the NBA draft. But one day I realized, hey - I'm a slug! I don't have an athletic bone in my body!'

"Try not to over-react, Mr. Henderson. It's perfectly normal for a man your age to feel a bit sluggish form time to time!"

Slug Hospitals

"After a long day at school, it's nice just to come home, kick back and outrun a horde of bloodthirsty zombies."

"Anything but a head shot only angers an attorney."

Organic Salad

'Oh, sure, I should wake him up...but I asked him to kill that thing a week ago!'

'Oh for crying out loud, so there's a spider in the bathtub!!'

Snail Estate Agents

How to Get Rid of All the Snow

'Of course I didn't palm it, fellas, it just stuck to my butt.'

Slug trapped on deserted island surrounded by salt.

'Great team. Brilliant coach. No ball handler...'

"....We take the slugs into the countryside and release them."