Slug Battler Gifts

"Have you SEEN what an angry slug can do to a delphinium?"

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

Computer Expert

Giant slug attacks a city

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

Snail Pattern Balding.

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

Run, Mike, Run!

'All these years we battled the bugs, and all it took was a sign?'

So those are your 'weapons of mass destruction? - Slugs?

Fat Kid 31- Pet slug runs amok

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

'Apart from Charlie here, I don't have any problems with slugs'

'Due to a programming error you have been erased.'

Drone Spray

Why there are no Slug Surfing Champs: Premature Dissolving in Salt Water.

fish in a bottle...

"Looks like he's been salted, Sarge.2

'How long did you try before calling?'

'Snob, he won't eat domestic slugs, just imports.'

Computer Virus

'Don't worry: It's perfectly normal for you to feel sluggish in the morning...'

'Oh for God's sake just ignore it!'

'It's only a slug Norman.'

'There's a gleam in his eye!'

"We may be stick in here for a while..."

Slipstream

I think we need stronger slug pellets for the garden!

No fly zone

"Happy slime trails to you, until we meet again!"

"It's a victory garden. And the weeds have won."

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

'There's a lot of bugs in these parts, so I suggest you wear your helmet from here on out.'