Bull Battler Gifts

"I'm sorry-this is literally my first rodeo."

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

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"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

Raton the Bull (el toro asesino) - The killer bull.

"I didn't mean your day wasn't hard, too."

Run, Mike, Run!

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

Big Burgers.

Your Country Needs MOO!

"We had a huge fight on our first date, too."

"Definitely work-related."

'Strong wind from the west tonight.'

Arctic Weather vs Utility Bills

"When even the abominable snowman has had enough, its time for us to turn back."

Rancher builds fence around angry bull.

"I see a red cape, oh wait, be warned: There's a sword hidden under it!"

Matador.

"It's a victory garden. And the weeds have won."

"You had me at ole."

'Yeah, but did you hear the crowd roar when I hooked the cape out of your hands?'

'Tech stocks rose on news 'old economy' stocks were down...reversing the rise in 'old economy' stocks when techs were down.'

'Well, if you can't stand confrontation, why on earth did you become a bullfighter?'

"For all the years I've worked here you've had it in for me...so will you get off my case."

Grow up Dudley!

'Hey, buddy, what are you looking at?'

Bullfighting might be more widely accepted if it had a different name. They should call it "dodgebull"! (Published originally on April 27, 2015.)

'Finder's, keepers.'

"This time, she went too far."

Bull with gun

Highland cow and Scottish bull fighter.

Cool bulls.

Matador Taxidermy