Bovine Battler Gifts

Your Country Needs MOO!

Motorherd

'Yak, yak, yak.'

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

Run, Mike, Run!

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

Big Burgers.

'Strong wind from the west tonight.'

"It's a victory garden. And the weeds have won."

"When even the abominable snowman has had enough, its time for us to turn back."

Welcome,dear, to the Garden of Weedin.

"I have four stomachs and one of them always seems to be hungry.''

Mr. Winter blast returns.

"I'm sorry-this is literally my first rodeo."

"Don't worry. . . they will find us. . . we're still in the backyard. . . I just didn't cut the grass. . ."

"It's a mug's game!"

Toy soldiers - War on drugs, War on binge drinking, Combat obesity, etc.

'About this extreme weather event. I'd like to speak to the organiser.'

Builder adjusting a wall.

'Cattle Driver.'

"I want you to cut down on the salt lick!"

'All they took was my snowblower.'

Internot - No broadband in your area.

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Cattle Grid

'She says I'm the neighbor from hell?! Just tell her to keep her bloody dog quiet.'

'Had there been no horses.'

"Ok kids, Daddys got to get to work, time to get off the car"

A group of Angry Steer Bulls have finally found the person who is selling the skulls of their former friends for car bonnet

Foley Doo Doo.

'How many of our spouses has this maniac taken?? We end the reign of terror today!!'

"This sliver of afternoon sun ain't big enough for the both of us."

"I've had this sort of dragging feeling all day!"

"It's as hard as nails out there."