Brew Battler Gifts

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'That which does not kill me, make me stronger.'

Pop Culture for Teens

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

"I intend to stay in this job, come Hell or high water."

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

'Let me guess - you lost a fight against a young challenger who has now replaced you as the company's alpha male!'

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

'Get an afterlife!'

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

Painter's Duel.

Big Burgers.

Your Country Needs MOO!

"It's a victory garden. And the weeds have won."

"For all the years I've worked here you've had it in for me...so will you get off my case."

Cat wakes up owner demanding to be fed.

Heat and Food Poisoning

'Enforcing the publish or perish rule, Dean McWit?'

'Because I paid ten bucks for that lure, that's why.'

Man battles for his life against 'A Very Lively Little Red'

'I worry that Henderson's becoming too well entrenched.'

Directions for walker across several hills.

'I was aiming at mama but she ducked faster than you.'

Toy soldiers - War on drugs, War on binge drinking, Combat obesity, etc.

"Don't worry. . . they will find us. . . we're still in the backyard. . . I just didn't cut the grass. . ."

"We have way too much micro-managing around here."

"It's a mug's game!"

"You look sufficiently armoured for this afternoon's meeting."

The future of warfare.

What year is this? Pardon? Aromatic. Full-bodied. Very approachable. Buttery. Swish swish swish. Yet with aggressive undertones, and an unforgiving aftertaste. Acidic after all. I should like another year. Something crisp yet dry. It's instant decaf coffee brewer with tap water! He's quite aggressive. And not so full-bodied. Pretentious people stink.

Builder adjusting a wall.

"I'm not kidding, Phil! You really ARE the poster child for middle-aged, disillusioned and down-hearted businessmen everywhere!"

"Can you give me about 5 minutes? I'm about to beat this level!"

Milton applies for a job as a video game tester.

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