Bait Battler Gifts

'Because I paid ten bucks for that lure, that's why.'

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

Local Knowledge

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

Fishing sign.

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Man fishing with large bait

Fish talking about fisherman

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

'That which does not kill me, make me stronger.'

'Wow, how did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

"I intend to stay in this job, come Hell or high water."

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

Slug Bait- snails love it

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

'Let me guess - you lost a fight against a young challenger who has now replaced you as the company's alpha male!'

He is happy to take almost any kind of fish...

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

'I hope this is catch and release!'

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

'You've played enough. Why don't you reel him in now?'

Fish Feeding Frenzy

Painter's Duel.

fish in a bottle...

'Hey, you little punks wouldn't be trying to swamp me, would you?'

A fish using pizza as bait to catch an ice hole fisherman.

The Specimen Hunter

Fisherman get a good catch.

Worm Ate The Fish.

'Well, Dad, you said for us to use our initiative to make money so we went into the worm business.'

Woman in hospital: Pick up a leaflet, Pick up a bug.

The art of fishing.