
'I told you not to get too close while checking his back molars!'
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'I told you not to get too close while checking his back molars!'
Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.
“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”
Computer Expert
'That which does not kill me, make me stronger.'
'All these years we battled the bugs, and all it took was a sign?'
'Get an afterlife!'
"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."
'Dubble Dawawg A.K.A. Diplo Matt A.K.A. Spyral A.K.A. Sheldon delman - noted rap artist'
'I WARNED you we had the largest slice in town!'
Painter's Duel.
'How long did you try before calling?'
"Why is this cart so heavy?"
'Due to a programming error you have been erased.'
Drone Spray
Big Burgers.
'...now pour the mixture into a baking dish...'
Computer Virus
'Oh for God's sake just ignore it!'
Spanx Tells Me No
'There's a gleam in his eye!'
"We may be stick in here for a while..."
'It's one of those viruses that corrupt every damn thing.'
No fly zone
'Don't be afraid!...Bobo's just going to fix the teeth a little tighter.'
Woman in hospital: Pick up a leaflet, Pick up a bug.
'There's a lot of bugs in these parts, so I suggest you wear your helmet from here on out.'
Gardener and the Giant Snail
"Well Jenkins... I dare say we should have brought a second flyswatter."
'Roger that...I'm taking the first clean shot I can get.'
Heat and Food Poisoning
Tennis Player.
'Damn it! Wait your turn!'
Farmer to son: 'For heaven's sake Jeb! Get Bessie out of that tall grass now! Can't you see she's full of ticks?!'
'Wow, this computer virus is really something else!'
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