Byte Brawler Gifts

"Who should I call first: 911 or technical support?"

'It's one of those viruses that corrupt every damn thing.'

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"He loves his computer but it's a love that's not returned."

"Oh dear...I don't think negotiations are going too well..."

'I've got one week to master this program. The boss is threatening to hire an eight year old.'

'This isn't Armageddon... it's a bar brawl on a Saturday night. Let Pestilence read the map.'

Our super-heroes bravely battling a brutally blustery day!

Poetry debate

'I fear we may have strayed from the agenda somewhat.'

"Don't mess with that guy. He's a real hardwood."

'Both benches have emptied, and now the brawl is spreading to the spectators!'

Ballerina Vs. Martial Artist

(Carl's Sports Bar) - 'Hockey Sucks!!' - Although Earl had made good on his dare, it would be weeks before he could eat solid food again.

"Our marriage will last a whole lot longer if you move and breathe minimally."

"You started a fist fight in a bar, eh? We'd better cut you back on the male hormones."

Umbrella fight.

'This won't hurt a byte...'

Chef's duel.

FOOD FIGHT AT THE OK CORRAL.

"Let's combine forces and use your brain to help me get my car!"

Department Battles

Happy Hour, 10 minute breaks for fights.

'Next time, I go in the bar to ask directions!'

'It wouldn't work out Evan. I'm Microsoft Internet Explorer, and you're Google Web Browser.'

'We work hard and play hard in this company.'

"You realize, of course, that this means war."

Executive Smackdown.

'I just read your blog. Do you want to settle this on or off line?'

Players from both teams charge into the seats and grab the belligerent fan.

Boxer

I gave you the best bytes of my life!