Brainy Brawler Gifts

"You realize, of course, that this means war."

Boxer

DumbbellsSmartbells.

Man embarrassed by a schoolboy's superior knowledge of Greek

Child lifting alphabet blocks.

Our super-heroes bravely battling a brutally blustery day!

'This isn't Armageddon... it's a bar brawl on a Saturday night. Let Pestilence read the map.'

"Don't worry they're all part of my team."

Poetry debate

'A fight has broken out between Dr. Who fans and Star Trek fans. No hurry, the likelihood of anyone getting hurt is very small.'

"Don't mess with that guy. He's a real hardwood."

'It's one of those viruses that corrupt every damn thing.'

'And another thing - you hog the duvet!'

''Pop'? In my part of the country they're called a 'Soda-Tart'.'

'But when you decided to go into psychology didn't you REALIZE that you'd be ‘surrounded by idiots'?'

'Enforcing the publish or perish rule, Dean McWit?'

'Say, did you know that we actually only use a very small portion of our brain?'

Psychology in Action - on sale at $10.95.

"There's gotta be something profound in here...."

"Who should I call first: 911 or technical support?"

"Our marriage will last a whole lot longer if you move and breathe minimally."

"You started a fist fight in a bar, eh? We'd better cut you back on the male hormones."

"These soldiers are going to need artillery support to get into this egg."

(Carl's Sports Bar) - 'Hockey Sucks!!' - Although Earl had made good on his dare, it would be weeks before he could eat solid food again.

Happy Hour, 10 minute breaks for fights.

Department Battles

"Let's combine forces and use your brain to help me get my car!"

Miss America IQ pageant.

'Next time, I go in the bar to ask directions!'

'I'm going to have to rethink that 'knowledge is power' theory.'

"Quiet Smithers... I thought I heard something."

'I just read your blog. Do you want to settle this on or off line?'

I'm the computer expert you advertised for.

Albert Einstein, in his later years, was unable to figure out why, if he was so smart and so famous, he wasn't rich.

'Don't make me come down there.'