'Enforcing the publish or perish rule, Dean McWit?'
Bookish Brawler Gifts
Looking for a gift for your bookish brawler? These creative products honor those who love to fight for knowledge and devour books with gusto. Perfect for anyone who combines a literary passion with a competitive edge, our collection of fun and witty goodies will inspire their next adventure. Whether they’re flipping pages or throwing punches, find a gift that encourages their bold personality and love for all things bookish.
'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'
Note Book
Good boy
Next Wave Collegiate Sports
"Audacity, noun. Unrestrained impudence. Impudence... Impudence... Impudent, adjective. Marked by impertinent disrespect. Impertinent... Impertinent..."
baby birds in a nest reading Chick Lit
Scene from an early draft of Moby Dick
Building Books.
Bestsellers have sold so well there are none at all on the shelves.
'A fight has broken out between Dr. Who fans and Star Trek fans. No hurry, the likelihood of anyone getting hurt is very small.'
'Sorry professor, my mind was some other place.'
Major Poets, Minor Poets, Free Agents.
Crime
William Blake.
"Your manuscript is utter trash, of course. How does a half-million first printing sound to you?"
The Human Ape.
'I found some information in this book for my school paper. How do I click 'print'?'
Psychology in Action - on sale at $10.95.
Michel De Montaigne is quotes as saying the following...
'I bark, therefore I am.'
Chicken Soup For The Soul's Soul.
Book in library - 'Crash tests for dummies' (being read by a crash test dummy).
'He's been in here all day looking for trouble.'
In too deep
"She's always got her nose in a book."
'If you can't afford representation, the court will appoint a lawyer and a book agent.'
"That book was so cliche. Can you believe the butler actually did it?"
Harry knew that his time with the Norman Mailer reading group was over.
'You're going to ruin your eyes in this light!'
"Do you have any books on construction?"
Discount Books: Meet the Janitor 6-8 PM.
"You used to fetch a newspaper? What's a newspaper?"
'Welcome to our book club. Have a seat until we call on you to defend your book with your fists.'
Librarians and the Karma Sutra
Bookish Brawler Gifts Collection
Bookish Brawler Mugs
Check out our collection of mugs that celebrate the bookish brawler — perfect for those who love a good read and a good fight.
Bookish Brawler Pillows
Snuggle up with pillows that highlight the passions of bookish fighters — fun, cozy decorations for their favorite space.
Bookish Brawler Prints
Decorate your walls with prints that capture the lively essence of the bookish brawler — inspiring designs for their home or office.
Bookish Brawler T-Shirts
Browse our t-shirts that speak to the true spirit of bookish brawlers — witty designs for those who love books and a bit of competitive energy.