Book Brawler Gifts

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

Great British Eccentrics.

"Oh dear...I don't think negotiations are going too well..."

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

'This isn't Armageddon... it's a bar brawl on a Saturday night. Let Pestilence read the map.'

Next Wave Collegiate Sports

Poetry debate

'I fear we may have strayed from the agenda somewhat.'

"'Kchow! Kchow! The roscoe spoke twice, and Mike dodged behind a-' Hang on, wrong book."

"Do you ever get to the point where you think if you read another book you'll burst, but you do anyway, and you don't burst?"

"Don't mess with that guy. He's a real hardwood."

'Enforcing the publish or perish rule, Dean McWit?'

Psychology in Action - on sale at $10.95.

"Who you calling a candya**?"

"You started a fist fight in a bar, eh? We'd better cut you back on the male hormones."

"Baldo, no normal kid is excited about summer ending."

(Carl's Sports Bar) - 'Hockey Sucks!!' - Although Earl had made good on his dare, it would be weeks before he could eat solid food again.

'I like it.'

"Our marriage will last a whole lot longer if you move and breathe minimally."

'He's been in here all day looking for trouble.'

Chef's duel.

Department Battles

'We work hard and play hard in this company.'

In too deep

Conan the Librarian.

Cowboys in a Bar.

I went to the book store, drank coffee, listened to some guitar player, talked to a friend, and forgot to buy my book!

Happy Hour, 10 minute breaks for fights.

'Next time, I go in the bar to ask directions!'

"You realize, of course, that this means war."

Publisher to book writer holding up 'Get on Oprah' sign: 'So that's the extent of your marketing plan?'