Bookish Battler Gifts

In too deep

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

A man on a giant book poses as Rodin's The Thinker.

'It'll never work. I'm reading 'Of Mice And men' and you haven't even gotten through 'If You Give A Mouse A Cookie,.'

"Some Debussy, Igor."

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

Note Book

'They said 'write what you know.' So I didn't write anything.'

Next Wave Collegiate Sports

Man read's Newton's 'Philosophiae Naturalis Principa Mathematica' and says: 'Blimey Isaac, this is, er, pretty heavy stuff.'

"Audacity, noun. Unrestrained impudence. Impudence... Impudence... Impudent, adjective. Marked by impertinent disrespect. Impertinent... Impertinent..."

baby birds in a nest reading Chick Lit

Scene from an early draft of Moby Dick

Building Books.

"As your first novel, it starts out badly and just falls away!"

Crime

William Blake.

"Your manuscript is utter trash, of course. How does a half-million first printing sound to you?"

The 'I'm Almost Finished With War And Peace' Bookmark

'Enforcing the publish or perish rule, Dean McWit?'

English major will work for food.

Michel De Montaigne is quotes as saying the following...

'I bark, therefore I am.'

Chicken Soup For The Soul's Soul.

Book in library - 'Crash tests for dummies' (being read by a crash test dummy).

'He's been in here all day looking for trouble.'

"Shh, too much racket."

Updated Classic: Treasury Island

A man reading whilst running on the word LIBRARY

"She's always got her nose in a book."

'If you can't afford representation, the court will appoint a lawyer and a book agent.'

"That book was so cliche. Can you believe the butler actually did it?"

"Don't judge my client by the covers of the books he reads."

'You're going to ruin your eyes in this light!'

Library Dating.