Bookish Barkers Gifts

'I bark, therefore I am.'

"You used to fetch a newspaper? What's a newspaper?"

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

Meet The Author's Wife. The author is too surly to talk.

'Hang on. Let's not get ahead of ourselves. Apparently that's not a good idea.'

baby birds in a nest reading Chick Lit

Scene from an early draft of Moby Dick

'What I meant by 'quark' in 'Finnegans Wake' was a hypothetical particle with a fractional electric charge.

Building Books.

'Sorry professor, my mind was some other place.'

"Your manuscript is utter trash, of course. How does a half-million first printing sound to you?"

"It all started out just fetching sticks, and the business sort of grew from there."

William Blake.

I like a good whodunit.

'I found some information in this book for my school paper. How do I click 'print'?'

'Enforcing the publish or perish rule, Dean McWit?'

Michel De Montaigne is quotes as saying the following...

'Camilo José Cela'

'I like it.'

Chicken Soup For The Soul's Soul.

Book in library - 'Crash tests for dummies' (being read by a crash test dummy).

'He's been in here all day looking for trouble.'

"She's always got her nose in a book."

"Shh, too much racket."

In too deep

'If you can't afford representation, the court will appoint a lawyer and a book agent.'

'Since we're bears, when can we start mauling people?'

Updated Classic: Treasury Island

"That book was so cliche. Can you believe the butler actually did it?"

Publisher to book writer holding up 'Get on Oprah' sign: 'So that's the extent of your marketing plan?'

'Next, go to the 'Guard' menu and select 'Bark.''