Business Barkers Gifts

"It all started out just fetching sticks, and the business sort of grew from there."

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."

"Oh dear...I don't think negotiations are going too well..."

"What's wrong with swallowing up other companies?"

"For details on the bear market, here's a bear..."

"Pardon me, but why is there no ceiling this office?"

'No thanks, I don't drink when I'm driving home a point about investing.'

Now may not be a good time,he just found out he's not going to live forever.

"I intend to stay in this job, come Hell or high water."

'Insofar as hard figures are still unavailable, our Mr.Rendleman has written a poem which explores the essence of the firm's situation.'

'Let me guess - you lost a fight against a young challenger who has now replaced you as the company's alpha male!'

"Petting, fetching, receiving belly rubs . . . It all adds to your billable hours."

'You realize, of course, that that's the fifth 25 stake we've now sold in our entertainment division.'

"With your voice and my marketing skills, we'll sell records by the million!"

The Inner Dog.

'He's barking mad!'

'I fear we may have strayed from the agenda somewhat.'

'Oh my God, dog biscuits are down!'

'I know what you're thinking, honey, it's out of our price range but, wait till you see the size of the mailman's leg on this route!'

"O.K., Jimbo, let's dance with wolves."

"Langsford, will you please stop interjecting quotes from Kahlil Gibran?"

"I saw the wariness in your eyes when you learned that I was plucked from academia to run this company, so I thought I'd allay your concerns by writing this sonnet."

'Good thing we're not litigious.'

'I bark, therefore I am.'

"I bark and bark non-stop, and then they come home. It works everytime."

'I worry that Henderson's becoming too well entrenched.'

'We work hard and play hard in this company.'

"It's a novel about quarterly reports."

'How'd you like to become my sidekick?'

"We have way too much micro-managing around here."

"Let me do all the singing."

"Chins up, people. It ain't over 'til the fat cat sings."

"Ok let's shake on it, first put some of this anti bacterial gel on your hands."

"Of course I had a good day."

Publisher to book writer holding up 'Get on Oprah' sign: 'So that's the extent of your marketing plan?'