Barking Baron Gifts

'I know what you're thinking, honey, it's out of our price range but, wait till you see the size of the mailman's leg on this route!'

Bitchbark Canoe

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

Dog phrenology

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

"Petting, fetching, receiving belly rubs . . . It all adds to your billable hours."

Sonata for Piano and Dog

"I yip, therefore I am."

The Inner Dog.

I know they told me not to bark

One giant bark for dogkind.

'Oh my God, dog biscuits are down!'

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

Dog

The four freedoms: freedom to bark, freedom from fetching, freedom to sleep on any piece of furniture, freedom from leashes.

'Why is it he never understands sit,stay or down, but understands spayed and neutered?'

"The 'yip yip yip' is mine. Stick to your 'woof woof woof.'"

"It all started out just fetching sticks, and the business sort of grew from there."

'Good thing we're not litigious.'

"How can you just sit there, wrapped in your own safe little world, when you know there are millions of squirrels out there?"

"But the best thing about getting neutered, Gus, is that I'm finally able to focus on my novel-in-progress without any distractions!"

'Stop barking, Winston!'

"I bark and bark non-stop, and then they come home. It works everytime."

Dog Food Groups

Dog: Ruff! Ruff! Ruff,ruff,ruff! Ruff,ruff! Valet Barking.

'When do we learn to bark for no good reason?'

Missing Persons - 'Can you describe him.'

"They're out. It's the damn answering machine."

'Next, go to the 'Guard' menu and select 'Bark.''

'What? You want something? It has something to do with your food dish? Darn, I wish dogs could talk!'

'Looks like another tear jerker.'