Barking Barons Gifts

'Next, go to the 'Guard' menu and select 'Bark.''

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

'Arf! Arf!'

'Can you give him something to relax his jaws?'

We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

Dog phrenology

Sonata for Piano and Dog

"Petting, fetching, receiving belly rubs . . . It all adds to your billable hours."

Dog in therapy.

'Wow, it's busy...I hope we can find a barking spot!'

The Inner Dog.

'He's barking mad!'

'Oh my God, dog biscuits are down!'

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

'I know what you're thinking, honey, it's out of our price range but, wait till you see the size of the mailman's leg on this route!'

'Let me put this in dog terms: Woof! Woof! Bark! Bark! Bow-wow-wow!'

Dog

"Say something like 'Bow-wow' or 'Arf-arf' and you'll really break them up."

"The 'yip yip yip' is mine. Stick to your 'woof woof woof.'"

'Good thing we're not litigious.'

"I didn't have much of a life before Corky, so he was a rescue."

"Sorry to disturb you, Ma'am, but we've had some reports of a dog barking."

"Bork! Bork!"

"It all started out just fetching sticks, and the business sort of grew from there."

"But the best thing about getting neutered, Gus, is that I'm finally able to focus on my novel-in-progress without any distractions!"

'Stop barking, Winston!'

'I bark, therefore I am.'

"I bark and bark non-stop, and then they come home. It works everytime."