Business Buckaroo Gifts

'How'd you like to become my sidekick?'

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

"Oh dear...I don't think negotiations are going too well..."

"For details on the bear market, here's a bear..."

I have decided that all future board meetings will be held before lunch.

"Jenkins, come in and pull up a bean bag."

Round 2 (office meeting being conducted like a boxing match).

"Ah, Stevens—sit anywhere."

The Inner Dog.

Self-Employment

'I never question your ability. I never even mention it.'

"Guess who's going to be on national television apologizing to the American public."

'I fear we may have strayed from the agenda somewhat.'

"I've built this business up from scratch. . . "

'The action next week is going to be in bird seed, but if you quote me, I'll deny I said it.'

Selling salt lick lollipops to reindeers.

"Excuse me...but there are hairs in my soup. I think we should be supportive when our friends open a business. But sometimes I wonder...what are they thinking?"

"Alfresco Plumbing & Hardware Supplies"

"My advice is: don't put all your eggs in one basket."

"You have to follow the guidance on dealing with complaints precisely or else the shredder gets blocked."

"Retirement will be a pipe dream for many of us...we need to explore new careers for later life."

"My tech-support is a lot better than my hot dogs."

"It all started out just fetching sticks, and the business sort of grew from there."

'Now, now, Mancini, we all have to start somewhere!'

'First have a seat, Hadley, then tell me your reasons for deserving a salary increase.'

"That efficiency expert you hired said I should get rid of you."

Snow Cones 50 Cents - self serve.

'You're security!'

'Damn - that was my idea.'

Skedaddle, pardner - This town ain't got enough bandwidth fer the both of us.

"For the last time, Bellows, it's stomp stomp clap, we will, we will rock. Now, from the top..."

'We work hard and play hard in this company.'