Bandwidth Buckaroo Gifts

Skedaddle, pardner - This town ain't got enough bandwidth fer the both of us.

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

No caption. (On a pirate ship various flags fly, including flags with a skull and crossbones and other banners showing logos from various social media sites. On the boat deck below, a pirate is looking at his cell phone).

"Next time be more careful where you put the decimal point!"

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

"Never mind the sea, does it get wi-fi?"

"If you have any gossip, tell me now - she could come back ay second."

'Peekaboo!'

"Does the ark have wifi?"

I've always been slower than computers...

Mr. Bumble and Mrs. Corney taking tea

"And afterwards, I'll be signing my new DVD of this presentation in the lobby."

"We give thanks for superfast broadband, 4G connectivity ..."

'I've never eaten here. I come for the broadband.'

Where did Mommy go? Turtle Peekaboo.

'Internet' 'Internot'

"I need a slower internet connection."

You were right. I should have gone for the BT package.

"Yes, I know what's going on in the world. That's still no excuse for my Internet being down all day."

"Hello?"

'Hi, I'm just getting the hang of my new laptop, ok, name please?'

'If you consider the time spent with tech support, our school's high-speed internet access isn't that much faster than dial-up.'

'How'd you like to become my sidekick?'

"Everyone off the internet, I have a meeting to attend."

"If your community allows us to build our damn we'll provide free wifi for the whole forest."

Playing Peek A Boo in the ICU.

Dave - you're buffering..!

Golfing Gods.

"There's nothing like coiling up with a good book."

Magnanimous conduct of Mr. Guppy

Digital Divide

Free laptop computer hook-up.