Bandwidth Buff Gifts

You were right. I should have gone for the BT package.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

X-ray Psychology.

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

Obsession with the Internet.

"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."

Great Moments in Computing #192: Newton discovers the computer.

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

'Once I got the cold fusion problem out of the way, the rest was easy!'

"My mom's getting me a tutor. That's kind of a personal trainer for the brain."

"All right, pal, I'm just saying, that's what I'd do if it was my Large Hadron Collider."

Footballer kicking his own brain.

'I have identified 240 stages of organizational change. Before I discuss them, coffee anyone?'

West End Shows closing - box office piled high with boxes.

"... But here in the outside world, I need more time and I need more space."

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

Bill Johnson 1914-2000: Server Timed Out.

Euro Collapse

'I'm left brained and I needed some right brains.'

"And if the golf area of the brain was somehow destroyed, there might be a little something extra in it for you."

'I've never eaten here. I come for the broadband.'

Traditional wisdom tells us that the brain takes on the shape of what it rests upon.

When psychiatrists do self analysis.

Physics toy.

'That's so I wont forget my wife's birthday.'

"Is there a geek of any kind in the house?"

'I never forget a face.'

"I need a slower internet connection."

'I can't remember the last time I treated a case of amnesia, and I can't even remember if I ever did treat one.'

Progress: The amount of effort expended multiplied by the square of the ratio of scientists to managers: P=E X (S/M)2.

Higgs Boson particles at a training session: "Geneva is a no-fly zone."

'Well darn it...this isn't right...somebody should have let you know the highway was coming this way.'