Bandwidth Bandit Gifts

'Internet' 'Internot'

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

"First time pruning?"

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

Fish talking about fisherman

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

BLESS YOU

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

'Hey, you little punks wouldn't be trying to swamp me, would you?'

Bureau of Buzzwords

The Specimen Hunter

Happy Birthday! I wasn't sure what sort of music you like...

"I've got a lot of stuff, a ton of coupons, and I pay by check, so all you behind me...get comfortable!"

'Well, there went Atlantis -- I told You not to use low bidder!'

'You can't join the Federal Witness Protection program just to keep your friends from seeing your bald spot.'

"Before we analyze the data, we must analyze the person who came up with the data."

Fisher being dragged along by catch.

Man fishing out of another man's fishing box.

You were right. I should have gone for the BT package.

"Murder, eh? They nabbed me for bargain-hunting without a license."

The reason why moments like this are utterly wasted on advertising people...

"Hello?"

'Yes, yours is a myopic cell.'

Horse racing is the only sport where a 3 year old can make an adult behave like a baby!

'No, Alex! This is our ‘A Penny For Your Thoughts' meeting. Stop throwing in your two cents worth!'

'This is a stick-up! Hand over your fish!'

Help! Sold Short - And Where Did It Get Me?

"Everyone off the internet, I have a meeting to attend."

'I'm looking for some pre-owned pants. Long as they fit, I don't much care whose they were.'