Budgeting Bandit Gifts

"The rent's too high."

'Well, there went Atlantis -- I told You not to use low bidder!'

'She's out shopping-shopping EVERYWHERE!'

'Yes, he does tend to overcharge a bit.'

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

"First time pruning?"

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

'I'm part of the decision-making process... I'm the 'No' part.'

Deliboys

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson of the Board. One of you will be President.'

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

City Centre Development - "...We've spent all the money on the model."

Book Thief in True Crime Department

Try to hold your audience's attention when giving a presentation.

'I don't think we can justify employing a gardener.'

'I don't like it... It's too quiet.'

'It says take all your medication - if you can afford it.'

"I'm not sure if that bill is correct or not, sir. We just throw a bunch of charges on there to see which ones stick."

Student Debt

Economy.

'Internet' 'Internot'

Happy Birthday! I wasn't sure what sort of music you like...

"I've got a lot of stuff, a ton of coupons, and I pay by check, so all you behind me...get comfortable!"

'Remember, Henderson - A penny saved is a departmental oversight.'

Plagiarism

4 pm MEET THE COPYCAT AUTHOR

"Murder, eh? They nabbed me for bargain-hunting without a license."

The reason why moments like this are utterly wasted on advertising people...

"I can't afford to take on any new conditions at this time."

You Can Afford 8 Less Products Each Week

Horse racing is the only sport where a 3 year old can make an adult behave like a baby!

Old woman and bills

'No, Alex! This is our ‘A Penny For Your Thoughts' meeting. Stop throwing in your two cents worth!'

'Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it still remains so popular?'

Help! Sold Short - And Where Did It Get Me?