Blockchain Bandit Gifts

He also buried the bitcoin password in the treasure chest.

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

"First time pruning?"

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

Motorherd

Fish talking about fisherman

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

Book Thief in True Crime Department

"This is Pete, our cryptocurrency expert."

'Hey, you little punks wouldn't be trying to swamp me, would you?'

"No Nobel Prize in economics fro crypto, again."

"If women are te weaker sex, how come they get most of the duvet?"

'Internet' 'Internot'

The Specimen Hunter

Happy Birthday! I wasn't sure what sort of music you like...

'Cyber mining for bitcoins again?'

Plagiarism

Round-the-world cyclist has world stolen

4 pm MEET THE COPYCAT AUTHOR

Fisher being dragged along by catch.

'You can't join the Federal Witness Protection program just to keep your friends from seeing your bald spot.'

Man fishing out of another man's fishing box.

The reason why moments like this are utterly wasted on advertising people...

Voter Rights

'Yes, yours is a myopic cell.'

'Tell me the truth...does this dead body make me look fat?'

Horse racing is the only sport where a 3 year old can make an adult behave like a baby!

Everyone is Talking About Blockchain But No One Does Anything About Knowing What It Actually Is

"You better not take any money from this guy, he's a cryptocurrency trader."

"Lost bitcoin password"

'No, Alex! This is our ‘A Penny For Your Thoughts' meeting. Stop throwing in your two cents worth!'

'This is a stick-up! Hand over your fish!'