Blockchain Bandit Gifts

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

"First time pruning?"

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

Motorherd

Fish talking about fisherman

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

Book Thief in True Crime Department

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

"No Nobel Prize in economics fro crypto, again."

'Hey, you little punks wouldn't be trying to swamp me, would you?'

'Internet' 'Internot'

The Specimen Hunter

"If women are te weaker sex, how come they get most of the duvet?"

Happy Birthday! I wasn't sure what sort of music you like...

'Cyber mining for bitcoins again?'

Plagiarism

Fisher being dragged along by catch.

'You can't join the Federal Witness Protection program just to keep your friends from seeing your bald spot.'

Man fishing out of another man's fishing box.

Round-the-world cyclist has world stolen

4 pm MEET THE COPYCAT AUTHOR

The reason why moments like this are utterly wasted on advertising people...

'Yes, yours is a myopic cell.'

Voter Rights

'This is a stick-up! Hand over your fish!'

"Lost bitcoin password"

"You better not take any money from this guy, he's a cryptocurrency trader."

'No, Alex! This is our ‘A Penny For Your Thoughts' meeting. Stop throwing in your two cents worth!'

Horse racing is the only sport where a 3 year old can make an adult behave like a baby!