Bandwidth Warrior Gifts

"Everyone off the internet, I have a meeting to attend."

"Hello?"

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"Worst case of month-end burnout I ever saw."

'Not that net!'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

"Morning, all!"

What My Day Feels Like

'It's a lateral move, you'll now be getting all of Kramer's work too.'

Future garbage truck driver.

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

WiFi Signals

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

'And finally, there is the universal solution.'

"I can hardly wait...TWO WHOLE weeks without having to deal with mindless e-mails, incessant interruptions, boring meetings...."

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

"So I'm perfectly healthy? That's good but will I still be able to research symptoms online and panic?"

"The Wi-Fi password is publish 'publish or perish'."

He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

'He's an expendable.'

Signs of Stress

"Here's what you wanted – a strategy to live abundantly, build capital, surpass your peers and disappoint your heirs."

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

Man carrying his boss.

"I'm bearly keeping ahead."

"Just put that in my, 'I'll get to it when I can, I'm only human' pile."

Employer surrenders to case loads of workplace disputes and claims.