Web Warrior Gifts

'This site wants a two-factor authentication. A retina scan and a urine sample.'

"I publish unfettered on the web."

"ER says she was Googling diseases."

'I got 5,000 on-line enemies!'

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"He's just discovered that out 450,000 blog rebuttal campaign was directed against a 12 year old in Swindon using his mums computer."

"This is a tough hockey league. I'm just the team's webmaster."

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

'Go right in -- he's expecting you.'

Disease Management

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

Second lifeReal life.

"We should have taken the cubicles."

Covid Variants

"Brandon isn't adapting well to the open office concept."

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

"So I'm perfectly healthy? That's good but will I still be able to research symptoms online and panic?"

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

"..Your analysis and medication would be perfect if you were a goat."

THUMBS UP FOR THE NEW YEAR!

Aedes and Coronavirus perfect storm

"Huddleston, I admire your hands-on approach to everything, but get the hell out of my office!"

"Hack back with all you've got!"

With the office space available, we have no choice but to believe in teamwork!

'They'll tell you this is an open office workspace, but watch out for the invisible fences.'

'Ready or not, here I come!'

Coronavirus

"Are you working on a vaccine for Covid-19?"

You're fortunate you have a cubicle. Due to cutbacks, my boss makes us wear horse blinders.

'If someone sent an email and the National Security Agency did not spy on it, would it still be an email?'

Kevin had a computer virus.

"Did I say 'corner office'? I meant 'corner of my office'."

'Thank you - but I prefer to stand.'