Web Warrior Gifts

'This site wants a two-factor authentication. A retina scan and a urine sample.'

"I publish unfettered on the web."

"ER says she was Googling diseases."

'I got 5,000 on-line enemies!'

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"He's just discovered that out 450,000 blog rebuttal campaign was directed against a 12 year old in Swindon using his mums computer."

"This is a tough hockey league. I'm just the team's webmaster."

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

'Go right in -- he's expecting you.'

Disease Management

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

Covid Variants

Second lifeReal life.

"We should have taken the cubicles."

"Brandon isn't adapting well to the open office concept."

"So I'm perfectly healthy? That's good but will I still be able to research symptoms online and panic?"

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

"..Your analysis and medication would be perfect if you were a goat."

THUMBS UP FOR THE NEW YEAR!

"Huddleston, I admire your hands-on approach to everything, but get the hell out of my office!"

Aedes and Coronavirus perfect storm

"Hack back with all you've got!"

With the office space available, we have no choice but to believe in teamwork!

'They'll tell you this is an open office workspace, but watch out for the invisible fences.'

'If someone sent an email and the National Security Agency did not spy on it, would it still be an email?'

'Thank you - but I prefer to stand.'

'Ready or not, here I come!'

"Did I say 'corner office'? I meant 'corner of my office'."

Kevin had a computer virus.

You're fortunate you have a cubicle. Due to cutbacks, my boss makes us wear horse blinders.

"Are you working on a vaccine for Covid-19?"

Coronavirus