Net Warrior Gifts

"Hack back with all you've got!"

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

Second lifeReal life.

"So I'm perfectly healthy? That's good but will I still be able to research symptoms online and panic?"

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

Sudok Fu: Sign up for class today!

Kevin had a computer virus.

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

'If someone sent an email and the National Security Agency did not spy on it, would it still be an email?'

'I have the MRI scan of your brain. The right hemisphere is clogged with computer passwords.'

Tourist and Butterfly and Goat

'Hurry, it's having a nervous breakdown!'

"Yes, you did close some of your tabs. However, you still have 1,894 open. You're a tab hoarder."

NHS targets

"He's just discovered that out 450,000 blog rebuttal campaign was directed against a 12 year old in Swindon using his mums computer."

Hot Towel Web Service

Too many people post comments in the heat of anger. They strike while the ire is hot!

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

"Remember when they used to call it the 'private sector?'"

"You have been specially selected to upload your bank details. Offer ends midnight."

Spam.

Computer virus

"We understand you're not happy with our privacy policy."

'My bike is so loud I couldn't hear my tunes.'

"As a last resort Tom's trying a mind-meld!"

'That's Thompson. Best goalie we've ever had.'

"Problem?"

"I have a right to disagree! You can't force me to use logic."

"We don't need a digital security guard. Hackers don't actually come to our house."

"You're V.P.N. says you're on another planet."

"I'm sorry, but you can not wear noise protection when teaching your music classes.".

Come to bed, Snookums. In a minute. Are you still playing Scrabble? And flaming my opponents. I just crushed an eight-year-old by 100 points and then told him his parents don't love him because he's illiterate! How nice you've found a hobby. I feel so nurtured.

'I'm pleased to announce the newly-created 'Office of Homepage Security' - to protect against computer hackers.'

"What?" "I SAID TURN THE MUSIC DOWN!"