Net Warrior Mugs

"Hack back with all you've got!"

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

Second lifeReal life.

"So I'm perfectly healthy? That's good but will I still be able to research symptoms online and panic?"

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

Sudok Fu: Sign up for class today!

Kevin had a computer virus.

'If someone sent an email and the National Security Agency did not spy on it, would it still be an email?'

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

'I have the MRI scan of your brain. The right hemisphere is clogged with computer passwords.'

'Hurry, it's having a nervous breakdown!'

Tourist and Butterfly and Goat

Spam.

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

"He's just discovered that out 450,000 blog rebuttal campaign was directed against a 12 year old in Swindon using his mums computer."

"You have been specially selected to upload your bank details. Offer ends midnight."

"Yes, you did close some of your tabs. However, you still have 1,894 open. You're a tab hoarder."

"Remember when they used to call it the 'private sector?'"

NHS targets

Hot Towel Web Service

Computer virus

"We understand you're not happy with our privacy policy."

'My bike is so loud I couldn't hear my tunes.'

"As a last resort Tom's trying a mind-meld!"

'That's Thompson. Best goalie we've ever had.'

"Problem?"

"I'm sorry, but you can not wear noise protection when teaching your music classes.".

"We don't need a digital security guard. Hackers don't actually come to our house."

"You're V.P.N. says you're on another planet."

"I have a right to disagree! You can't force me to use logic."

"What?" "I SAID TURN THE MUSIC DOWN!"

'I'm pleased to announce the newly-created 'Office of Homepage Security' - to protect against computer hackers.'

"Whatever the politicians might decide, I'm well prepared because I've got enough hate comments for the next five years!"