Website Warrior Gifts

'This Obamacare website is so frustrating! I'm used to insurance companies rejecting us immediately.'

"I sold enough of my blood to keep our website up for another week. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go pass out."

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

'Go right in -- he's expecting you.'

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

"We should have taken the cubicles."

"Brandon isn't adapting well to the open office concept."

"The Wi-Fi password is publish 'publish or perish'."

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

"So I'm perfectly healthy? That's good but will I still be able to research symptoms online and panic?"

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

"I've edited your Wikipedia entry again, Sadie. You're about to be inundated with phone calls from the press." "Whatever, geek-boy." "You're now the world's foremost authority on Turkey leprosy, the disease that's threatening to ruin the holidays." "No one'll believe that." "Oh yeah? I wrote a Wikipedia page for Turkey leprosy, too, along with examples of all the historical figures it's killed, such as the Archduke of Crushistan." "There is no 'Crushistan.'" "I've written a Wikipedia entry for C

"..Your analysis and medication would be perfect if you were a goat."

"Huddleston, I admire your hands-on approach to everything, but get the hell out of my office!"

With the office space available, we have no choice but to believe in teamwork!

'They'll tell you this is an open office workspace, but watch out for the invisible fences.'

'Thank you - but I prefer to stand.'

"No, no … the sashimi is fine. But I’m not crazy about your Wi-Fi signal."

"Did I say 'corner office'? I meant 'corner of my office'."

You're fortunate you have a cubicle. Due to cutbacks, my boss makes us wear horse blinders.

'I have the MRI scan of your brain. The right hemisphere is clogged with computer passwords.'

'His debugging skills are exceptional.'

"I miss the old cubicles."

'Well, there goes the last of my New Years resolutions...'

'Hurry, it's having a nervous breakdown!'

'Due to a programming error you have been erased.'

Does your computer have a webcam? Yes. I've fixed it so no one can spy on me. What a tech genius! A band-aid solution that works!

"He's just discovered that out 450,000 blog rebuttal campaign was directed against a 12 year old in Swindon using his mums computer."

Too many people post comments in the heat of anger. They strike while the ire is hot!

'Let's put it this way, your Billy is the only kid in class without his own website,,,'

"Yes, you did close some of your tabs. However, you still have 1,894 open. You're a tab hoarder."

'I typed it that way because I thought that punctuation would just slow it down.'