Webmd Warrior Gifts

I've already got a diagnosis from homedoc.com, but I thought I'd see you for a second opinion!

"Interesting diagnosis. Now let's ask Google for a second opinion, shall we?"

'I disagree with you, doctor. It's not just a hangnail. According to the Internet, it's a rare genetic disorder. . .'

'You have a harmless but highly irritating form of nervous disorder we call D.Y.I. - Diagnosing Yourself on the Internet.'

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

Second lifeReal life.

"So I'm perfectly healthy? That's good but will I still be able to research symptoms online and panic?"

"I've edited your Wikipedia entry again, Sadie. You're about to be inundated with phone calls from the press." "Whatever, geek-boy." "You're now the world's foremost authority on Turkey leprosy, the disease that's threatening to ruin the holidays." "No one'll believe that." "Oh yeah? I wrote a Wikipedia page for Turkey leprosy, too, along with examples of all the historical figures it's killed, such as the Archduke of Crushistan." "There is no 'Crushistan.'" "I've written a Wikipedia entry for C

"..Your analysis and medication would be perfect if you were a goat."

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

Feedback should be sought for genuine reasons, not because you want compliments. . .

Polio - The Comeback Kid

Unhappy, Happy, and Well Being Consultant Theatre Masks.

Trumpcare is buried by the House and Senate while Obamacare remains alive.

'It says take all your medication - if you can afford it.'

"Yes, you did close some of your tabs. However, you still have 1,894 open. You're a tab hoarder."

"He's just discovered that out 450,000 blog rebuttal campaign was directed against a 12 year old in Swindon using his mums computer."

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

'Sanders, our numbers on google are slipping, let's pump up the keywords.'

"First, they take my domain, then they take my domain name."

"I have a right to disagree! You can't force me to use logic."

If you thought that congress was going to work to drive down prescription drugs costs. . . dream on.

"Next time you want me to swallow a camera, just wrap it in bacon!"

'Jenkins came back from his vacation a little too decompressed.'

"Our health insurance premium doubled. Our age is now a pre-existing condition."

"He fought like hell."

"Well, you helped me with my initial health issue, but now I've got headaches from dealing with billing and insurance!"

Emergency room notice - 'Wait hours, or go home'

"I'm no longer afraid of doctors. It�s the medical insurance men that frighten me!"

'I'm really worried Doc. I'm beginning to feel quite good about myself!'

'And this is Ziggy, our stress management consultant...'

"Cheer up. You're not as nutty as most of the whack-jobs I see."

'It says take all this medication - if you can afford it.'