Webmd Wanderer Gifts

'I've already diagnosed myself on the web but I thought I'd come in for a second opinion.'

"I just thought I'd run the symptoms by you before I get a proper diagnosis on Google."

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

Moses on the web

'It's all original research. I had no assistance when I looked it up on Wikipedia.'

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

Unguided imagery

Obsession with the Internet.

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

Computer games

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

"So I'm perfectly healthy? That's good but will I still be able to research symptoms online and panic?"

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

Wikipedia...

Stockbroker and Psychotherapist: Money won't make you happy and therapy won't make you rich.

Clickbait

'The problem with migrating is that the roaming charges for my mobile phone are enormous...'

My url is: http:/how:/um:/powwow.co.chiese.html.

Silver Surfer.

Computer Life

'Details of the summer fete can be found on our website. The address is on the notice board at the back of the church.'

"Here they come: Detox and Botox."

The Blob's Blog.

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

'Where the hell's my app for happiness?'

I'm ego surfing right now, looking up my name on different search engines.

Too many people post comments in the heat of anger. They strike while the ire is hot!

Extreme Naturopathic Medicine.

Social Notworking

"And that's our newscast. Don't forget to follow us on the Web for up-to-the-minute reactions of everything we've just told you."

Card: Get Human Soon!