Wikipedia Wanderer Gifts

'It's all original research. I had no assistance when I looked it up on Wikipedia.'

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"Meet the scribe"

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

Moses on the web

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

Support Group for a Good Problem

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

Sausages.

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

"You're my Mona Lisa."

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"Where the wild things were."

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

Obsession with the Internet.

Monkey-artist

Hither and Yon sign

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

Sport Utility Boot.

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

'I'm not being punished! I'm reading because I happen to enjoy reading!'

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.