Browser Warrior Gifts

"Yes, you did close some of your tabs. However, you still have 1,894 open. You're a tab hoarder."

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"Our war is against cancer."

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

Wifi in Hell

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

WiFi Signals

Second lifeReal life.

"So I'm perfectly healthy? That's good but will I still be able to research symptoms online and panic?"

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

"..Your analysis and medication would be perfect if you were a goat."

'Bring me another coffee would you...'

"Get used to verifications. In the court of the internet, you are presumed a robot until proven otherwise."

Minion, I've noticed several of the patrons are working on their laptops, tablets and phones. Yeah, that's what people do in cafes, boss. Are you aware, minion, that states and municipalities regularly tax people who conduct business within their borders? I don't see why the state should have a monopoly on taxation. Do you, minion? Inform the patrons they've missed the cafe's April 15th filing deadline, so there will be penalties. If the government can be "We the People," Armstrong Maynard can b

"Hack back with all you've got!"

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

Female chemotherapy warrior.

"My homework is not done because our home modem is tool slow for downloading the answers."

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

'I have the MRI scan of your brain. The right hemisphere is clogged with computer passwords.'

Does your computer have a webcam? Yes. I've fixed it so no one can spy on me. What a tech genius! A band-aid solution that works!

Too many people post comments in the heat of anger. They strike while the ire is hot!

"He's just discovered that out 450,000 blog rebuttal campaign was directed against a 12 year old in Swindon using his mums computer."

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

'He's been working on 'Seven Days to Change Your Life' for 8 years and he's only reached Tuesday.'

"Do NOT refresh this page."

"Hi...I was just phoning to see if you got my e-mail?"

"We understand you're not happy with our privacy policy."

"The coffee is free, but now we rent the tables."

'Nurse! With this chemo cocktail, get me some mixed nuts and pretzels!'