Browser Warrior Prints

"Yes, you did close some of your tabs. However, you still have 1,894 open. You're a tab hoarder."

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"Our war is against cancer."

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

WiFi Signals

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

Second lifeReal life.

"So I'm perfectly healthy? That's good but will I still be able to research symptoms online and panic?"

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

"..Your analysis and medication would be perfect if you were a goat."

'Bring me another coffee would you...'

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

"Hack back with all you've got!"

"Get used to verifications. In the court of the internet, you are presumed a robot until proven otherwise."

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

Female chemotherapy warrior.

"My homework is not done because our home modem is tool slow for downloading the answers."

'I have the MRI scan of your brain. The right hemisphere is clogged with computer passwords.'

'He's been working on 'Seven Days to Change Your Life' for 8 years and he's only reached Tuesday.'

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

"He's just discovered that out 450,000 blog rebuttal campaign was directed against a 12 year old in Swindon using his mums computer."

"Do NOT refresh this page."

"Hi...I was just phoning to see if you got my e-mail?"

"We understand you're not happy with our privacy policy."

"The coffee is free, but now we rent the tables."

'Nurse! With this chemo cocktail, get me some mixed nuts and pretzels!'

"Sorry, Kevin, but having the wi-fi down for a couple of hour is not 'living off the grid'."