Workspace Warrior Gifts

'I typed it that way because I thought that punctuation would just slow it down.'

'Nothing personal, Bob, we just need your space for the new photocopier!'

With the office space available, we have no choice but to believe in teamwork!

"Don't invade his space."

"These expensive office chairs are ergonomically correct...which is more than I can say for you!"

'Go right in -- he's expecting you.'

'Someone's been sitting in my cubicle!' 'Someone's been eating in my cubicle!' 'Someone's been sleeping in my cubicle!'

"With all we've invested in flat screen monitors, why does our data still look distorted?"

"Brandon isn't adapting well to the open office concept."

'Yes, we're conveniently located.'

Control Freaks Without Borders

"I miss the old cubicles."

'They'll tell you this is an open office workspace, but watch out for the invisible fences.'

Shortage of desk-space

"Open plan office are the future, they're more flexible, efficient...sharing a workspace and being able to see your colleagues at work can really improve performance!"

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

'Well, there goes the last of my New Years resolutions...'

"When the company said we'd now be sharing cubicle space this wasn't what I expected!"

"Not everyone has found it easy to adapt to the open plan office."

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

'Don't mind me. They're having problems finding me desk space on level 4.'

"We had to reduce our footprint somewhat..."

"Yeah. The new office is good. Not the most private though."

"I'll let you know when a better office becomes available."

"Jackson couldn't afford to renew the lease on his office."

"I see the new man's personalised his office."

How's the hot desking working out?

'I'm not leaving till he leaves.'

'What happened to my desktop?! I can't find anything!!'

He's multi-tasking...It's his latest time management strategy.

"There was a lot of tension between his ergonomics and his feng shui."

'I hate this open office 'one big happy family' concept.' 'At least the oar you're chained to is closer to the window.'

Are you sure we've gone open plan ?

You're fortunate you have a cubicle. Due to cutbacks, my boss makes us wear horse blinders.