Wi-fi Warriors Gifts

"Take it easy, honey. Beneath that terrifying rage is our twelve-year-old daughter. My GOD, when will the wi-fi go back on?!!"

'Not that net!'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

Wifi in Hell

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

WiFi Signals

"Gosh, I can't believe it's been over 25 years since our company was dragged, kicking and screaming, into the digital age!"

"So I'm perfectly healthy? That's good but will I still be able to research symptoms online and panic?"

"The Wi-Fi password is publish 'publish or perish'."

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

"Never mind the sea, does it get wi-fi?"

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

Technological Dependence.

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

Tell me about it--last night I ate a whole sleeve of Communion wafers.

"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

Minion, I've noticed several of the patrons are working on their laptops, tablets and phones. Yeah, that's what people do in cafes, boss. Are you aware, minion, that states and municipalities regularly tax people who conduct business within their borders? I don't see why the state should have a monopoly on taxation. Do you, minion? Inform the patrons they've missed the cafe's April 15th filing deadline, so there will be penalties. If the government can be "We the People," Armstrong Maynard can b

'Can you just send the digital copy?'

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

"No, no … the sashimi is fine. But I’m not crazy about your Wi-Fi signal."

"There's no such thing as free wi-fi."

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

"My homework is not done because our home modem is tool slow for downloading the answers."

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

'I have the MRI scan of your brain. The right hemisphere is clogged with computer passwords.'

Weapons of War Through the Ages.

'Hurry, it's having a nervous breakdown!'

Too many people post comments in the heat of anger. They strike while the ire is hot!

Internet Restaurant

"We understand you're not happy with our privacy policy."

"Got some bad news for you, Larry."