Wi-fi Warrior Gifts

"The Wi-Fi password is publish 'publish or perish'."

"No, no … the sashimi is fine. But I’m not crazy about your Wi-Fi signal."

Skedaddle, pardner - This town ain't got enough bandwidth fer the both of us.

'Romeo, Romeo, wi-fi art thou, Romeo...'

"I'll help you with your weak Wi-Fi signal. But the next time you call a super hero, make sure it's a real emergency."

"I think the placement of your router may have something to do with your slow Wi-Fi speed."

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

'Not that net!'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

Wifi in Hell

The World Wide Web.

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

WiFi Signals

"So I'm perfectly healthy? That's good but will I still be able to research symptoms online and panic?"

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

"Dude, I'm losing you in this tunnel."

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

"Never mind the sea, does it get wi-fi?"

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

Tell me about it--last night I ate a whole sleeve of Communion wafers.

'Keep Off the Wi-Fi.'

Wifi whore

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

Minion, I've noticed several of the patrons are working on their laptops, tablets and phones. Yeah, that's what people do in cafes, boss. Are you aware, minion, that states and municipalities regularly tax people who conduct business within their borders? I don't see why the state should have a monopoly on taxation. Do you, minion? Inform the patrons they've missed the cafe's April 15th filing deadline, so there will be penalties. If the government can be "We the People," Armstrong Maynard can b

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

'But we just fed the meter for another hour.'

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

'I got caught in a blogstorm.'

"My homework is not done because our home modem is tool slow for downloading the answers."

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."