Bookaroo Gifts

"There's nothing like coiling up with a good book."

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

Big Bang Theory.

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

Eternal Student.

Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid caf

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

Edgar Allen Poe

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

The DaVinci Code

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

The Bookworm

"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

'For those with books, open and follow along. For those with laptops, follow me on Twitter.'

The Dorrie Decimal System

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

Jean-Paul Sartre

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

Honoré de Balzac

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

Television Readers.

No-Work Orange

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

Blue Stockings

"Not to be a motion picture - will remain just a book'