Business Buccaneer Gifts

"All in favor say aye-aye."

No caption. (On a pirate ship various flags fly, including flags with a skull and crossbones and other banners showing logos from various social media sites. On the boat deck below, a pirate is looking at his cell phone).

"For details on the bear market, here's a bear..."

"Cap'n FancyPants got himself an i-Patch."

Macho talk from down in accounting.

"How many letters can you read?"

'This isn't a non-profit-making organization you know! Or at least, it wasn't until you started working here!'

"An open one-to-one environment is what you want, an open one-to-one environment is what you get, Ms Praed."

Corporate pirate.

"We don't bury treasure anymore - it's all in bitcoin."

The crew of the pirate ship 'The Bearded Lady' celebrate their greatest booty haul ever.

"It all started out just fetching sticks, and the business sort of grew from there."

He also buried the bitcoin password in the treasure chest.

'He's having a bad feather day.'

Financial Pirates

Pirate King

"I'm sorry but the bubbles make me giggle."

Pirate

"So I reckon this is your first rodeo."

The captain realised that if he were to continue to strike fear into mens hearts, he must never be seen in a state of undress.

Pirate Captain, with his hook accessories, in his kitchen.

'How'd you like to become my sidekick?'

Metal Detectors on Treasure Island

"Next time I'm getting a parrot instead of a woodpecker!"

"By combing 21st century investment strategies with your traditional methods, we put all your booty into bitcoins and buried them under a palm tree in Trinidad."

Pirate Radio

It has the capabilities of a smartphone. I call it the "iPatch"!

Pirate digging for treasure at computer icon on island.

'He's murder on the high C's.'

"You are using an unregistered copy of this software...please register..."

Pirate: 'No No No,you BLITHERING Dunderheads! We do that AT Sea!!'

The pirates didn't see Aye to Aye.

"Arr...Here must be the spto where the treasure's buried! Start diggin'!"

"My business model is the same as my drinking model."

"The number one concern of all business is uncertainty. I'm pretty certain of that."